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离线bestwall
 
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Guns Buried in the Garden
An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in
prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.
He wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.
Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "此处隐藏"


埋在花园里的枪
一个老人独居在北爱尔兰,他的独生子正在坐牢。老人想在花园里种些土豆,但不知道谁可以帮忙把泥土翻松。他写信想儿子提及此事,儿子回信说道:“看在上帝的面上,千万不要翻松花园的泥土,我把枪埋在那儿了。”
第二天凌晨4点,一队英国士兵出现在老人家中,在花园把土地翻遍,但并没有找到任何枪支。”
老人写信告诉儿子这件奇怪的事情,问到底发生了什么事情,下一步应该怎么做。
儿子回信道:“此处隐藏”



[    post][    post]答案:Just plant your potatoes. 你只管种土豆好了。[/[/post]post]
离线阿宅
只看该作者 1  发表于: 2009-07-22
不够曾哥好笑
离线bestwall
只看该作者 2  发表于: 2009-07-22
主要是看笑话学英语嘛
离线阿宅
只看该作者 3  发表于: 2009-07-22
那把曾哥的《最天使》用英语翻唱吧
离线听雨
只看该作者 4  发表于: 2009-07-22
本来是对英文失望的,现在是绝望了
只看该作者 5  发表于: 2009-07-22
引用第1楼小战于2009-07-22 19:05发表的  :
不够曾哥好笑

今天在听过原版《小情歌》之后重听曾哥的《复习小情歌》,发现曾哥版的好好笑啊啊啊啊啊
只看该作者 6  发表于: 2009-07-22
离线重新开始
只看该作者 7  发表于: 2009-07-22
His son's reply was: "此处隐藏"